Life as a nurse- J

J.

J?

really…. what starts with J related to nursing? joints, jugular, jaundice, JP drains, juvenile?

I could talk to you about all those things related to nursing… but i’m sure they are not very interesting. no one wants to hear about joint injections or dislocation of joints. dislocations that are so scary to see that everyone rushes in the room to see the xray.

instead of focusing on medical terms that are not very interesting…. how about some nursing JOKES?!?!?

Q: How do you know that a dead body found by the side of the road is a nurse?

A: Because its stomach is empty, its bladder is full, and its ass is chewed.

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Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.

 

Q: What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?

A: “Some asshole has my pen!”

 

 

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  1. Pingback: Liebster nominee 6 Life as a nurse- J – Wonderwall

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